Do you need friends but don't want to meet or talk to anyone? Do you have deep and weird thoughts that you wouldn't dare share even to the closest of the friends that you don't have? Are you bored and want to humor some self-indulgent quasi intellectuals who are only different from your inner monologue because they pressed record before starting their conversation?

Blank You is the podcast for you. Join us whenever we decide to upload new episodes for a veritable corny-copia of oddball topics. Pretend you're in a public space for a little while listening to a conversation between two people who find each other and themselves really funny. We are not responsible if you learn something, but if you laugh, we urge you to share.